The finest newspaper of our generation is reporting that Jim Leyritz (of Yankees/drunk driving resulting in the death of a young mother fame) has requested that a court ordered breathalyzer be removed from his car. He has been quoted as saying the breathalyzer is “bothersome”.
Leyritz is on bail awaiting his trial for vehicular manslaughter.
“He cannot leave the car with a valet, because it cannot be started by the valet,” his lawyers said in a statement.
And he “can’t eat things like chicken Marsala,” said his ex-wife, Karri, because certain foods cause false positives.
In related news, the woman whom Leyritz is on trial for murdering has requested she be brought back to life because her children growing up without a mother is “bothersome”.
