JR Giddens Signs With The Celtics

August 15, 2008

JR Giddens has officially signed with the Celtics.

He will play backup SG. Danny Ainge thinks Giddens is ready to go. He thinks that as long as Giddens takes care of himself and works hard he will be a go to guy off the bench.

I certainly hope so.

Giddens played with passion at New Mexico and I think KG might just be able to bring the freak out of him. The guy is a monster. And the Celtics need him to do all of the intangibles that Posey could do last season. He needs to shove people around, get in their faces, piss them off, play killer D and drain clutch shots without getting rattled.

That’s a lot to ask from a rookie.

But I think if Giddens can do even 1/3 of the things Posey did he will be a great addition and have a great season and hopefully continue to grow.

I love the younger guys on this Celtics team. Outstanding youth.

I hope I can add Giddens to that.


Eddie House and Tony Allen Will Return To The Celtics

July 21, 2008

This is good news after some horrible news.

I don’t know if Tony Allen is worth big money. I mean, he might be. It isn’t huge money. It isn’t Elton Brand money or Gilbert Arenas money, or even James Poesy money. But its something.

Best case scenario, Tony Allen will continue to develop on the offensive end of the court, his knee was not fully recovered last season and maybe we will see him as a nice defensive off-the-bench presence who can sometimes hurt teams at close range.

I don’t think that is too much to ask…

Eddie House must just be happy to be living in one place for more than a year. I think he is a really good signing, especially if it is only for $2 million to $3 million per season. He will consistently contribute to the offense and defense off the bench, just don’t let him take the ball up the court and he’s great.

Maybe the Celtics still have a little more wiggle room left.

Maybe not.

But these were good decisions by Danny Ainge. Even if Tony is an offensive liability, it is nice to have some proven defensive presence on the bench just in case.


Clemens. Starbury. Boobie Gibson. Gang Signs. Celtics Bench. And 101 Other Things I Can Complain About.

July 16, 2008

My ass is sore from all those roid injections.

Roger Clemens is an idiot.

Kirk Radmonski is a loser (PS, I have never met a Kirk I trusted. Be it Kirk Radmonski or Kirk Cameron…None of them can babysit my kids).

Apparently Radmonski not only uses invoices for his illegal drug enterprises, but he files them accordingly, under his TV.Also, when the FBI searched his house they couldn’t find that shit. but they turned up now. Uhhh….Ok.

Radmonski is a tool. Clemens is an arrogant piece of shit. I hate everything.

Stephon Marbury might be headed out of New York. Or at least that’s the speculation right now. If Starbury somehow ends up on the Celtics, he better be playing for a $20 pair of Starbury’s every night because I swear if Danny Ainge pays him $25 million for 4 years (or anything remotely close to it) I will go to every Celtics game just to boo Danny Ainge.

What the hell are the Celtics doing? Darius Miles? Stephon Marbury? Is Kenny Anderson available? Vin Baker? Seriously…?

And the lack of SG/SF on the bench is horrific. JR Giddens better be tough and great because they are essentially asking him to carry that role right now. I’m sure they’ll get SOMEONE else…but right now, that is a big big big hole. What happens if Pierce or Ray gets hurt? What are they gonna do, go big and throw out a starting lineup of Garnett, Ray, Leon Powe, Perk and Rondo? What if BOTH Ray and Pierce are hurt at any point? You got this lineup: KG, Powe, Perk, Rondo, Big Baby. YIKES. Not that I don’t love the C’s bench…but…

Has anyone else noticed that they only seem to be looking into Centers and Power Forwards? What the shit is that?

Boobie Gibson is going back to Cleveland…where he alone is again expected to carry the Cavs with LeBron. Right. If I were a Cavs fan I would be furious. They just don’t seem to be trying to get better EVER. Shake things up. You have one of the best players in the NBA. Make some moves. Get him some pieces. Get him a coach. Idiots.

In the moronic department, the NFL has decided to pay some jackass to pick up on players using gang signs in their celebrations. Fucking dumb.

This was brought on by the Paul Pierce thing. Dumb dumb dumb. Maybe the NFL should not allow gang members in the league or in the locker rooms. Maybe that should be a greater concern…or a primary concern anyway. Maybe the NFL should make an effort to not allow players to use HGH. This is so stupid I’m going to puke in the gutter outside my office.

WE NEEDED HIM

Really, the Celtics chances of repeating just went down about 10% at least. Without Posey, they lose a great defender and shooter. They don’t have ANYONE experienced on the bench who can do the things Posey did. JR Giddens now has the world on his shoulders. I’ve heard he is really tough…but I don’t think he’s Posey tough. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. The Celtics really could have used Corey Maggette. Now that they have a little space, I hope they make Eddie House a serious type of offer and sign a swing man. Eddie House was a nice shooter off the bench as well. Horrible. What kind of shooters do they have on the bench now? Is Leon Powe gonna hit any 3’s? What about Pruitt? What about Big Baby? Scal? Is Scal going to be a lights out long range shooter off the bench? No? Ok. Cool.


James Posey Signs With The Hornets. 4 Years. $25 Million.

July 16, 2008

James Posey and Eddie House Say They Want To Stay In Boston.

July 15, 2008

Lets buy a house in Arlington! Yeah!!

“Let’s buy a house in Arlington! Yeah!!”

There were a few really important things the Celtics needed to do this offseason.

1) Get some rest. 107 games is a lot. There were some surgeries and MRIs to get done. Relax. Get a 4 hour massage or two. Go to some Vegas fights. You know, have fun. But get some rest.

2) Resign James Posey and (to a lesser extent but still important) Eddie House.

I’ve gone on and on and on about how much James Poesy adds. Eddie House adds a lot too. The only concern with him is his shaky ball handling. But House was a defensive presence this season as well. Remember the November 24th game where he stole the inbound pass from the Bobcats, kicked it out to Ray Allen and Ray Ray nailed the game winner with no time left? Yeah. That was thanks to House.

Anyway, last night at the premiere screening of the DVD of the season Posey said his number one team would be the Celtics.

Danny, I know you read the blogs. I KNOW Doc reads the blogs. Listen Danny, DO NOT SCREW POSEY! Just resign him for a little extra, throw in an extra year. Whatever. Get that shit done. He is the centerpiece of a successful Celtics bench. The Defensive leader when KG and Pierce are off the court.

GET IT DONE.

Also, I’m miffed that I wasn’t invited to the premiere. Do you know how important I am to this team!?!?!

Wouldn’t it be great if sports fans everywhere had an attitude like that. Like overnight we all decided that our teams actually NEEDED us and demanded absurd things from them?

Typical Conversation:

“So Flip Saunders really blew the Milwaukee game even after I told him to take Tayshaun Prince Out.”

“I know. What did you do?”

“I walked over to him and said ‘I’M LEAVING AND NOT WATCHING YOUR TEAM FOR 6 DAYS!’”

“Wow. Strong words.”

“And you know something, he STILL hasn’t apologized.”

“Asshole.”

“I know.”

etc. etc. etc.

James Posey needs to come back. Eddie House probably just wants to play ANYWHERE for longer than a season. He’s like a College Kid still, moving EVERY YEAR. Can you imagine living like 12 years straight and moving once a year throughout that time period? Insane. His son is basically a military kid.

Get it done Danny. Get it done today!!!

 

Another Great Day For Spo(r)ts!!

July 10, 2008
ANOTHER GREAT DAY FOR SPORTS!!!

ANOTHER GREAT DAY FOR SPORTS!!!

Does everyone else feel ready for the overwhelming tragedy that will almost certainly befall the Beijing Olympics in a month?

I’ve never been a huge Olympics fan for a few reasons: I’m not that interested in a lot of events, The events I am interested in are rarely televised, the time delay from when they happen to when they are broadcast sucks because I already know the outcomes, Mario Kart 64 isn’t an event…etc.

But I feel almost positive that something horrible is going to happen at these Olympics. I really hope it doesn’t, but I just get the feeling, the way things are going…

Richie Sexson was cut?!!?! You mean you CAN’T bat .225 and be a big leaguer?!?!? If he even ends up on the Red Sox…I swear…

Mark Mulder being hurt is at that point where it shouldn’t qualify as news. That would be like a daily headline saying “Mugabe Is A Bad Ruler” or one that said “Every Nickelback Song Sounds The Same”, its not news, its just the way it is.

Rape articles can be found here and here. Fucked up.

Speaking of, SLAMBALL player Ivan Lattimore will remain in prison until the September hearing for Domestic Violence. The more I read about this case the more fucked up it is.

Barry Bonds is apparently on the way back to the majors. Or rather, his agent says he could be ready to be back in the majors within 10 days. That doesn’t mean anyone is interested. The Royals should make him an offer. Or The O’s or the Blue Jays. Or the Mariners. Or the Brewers. Either a team that could use someone to get on base consistently to help put them over the top, or a shitty team that wants to sell some tickets. Maybe the Nationals. He’ll NEVER come to the Red Sox. He hates Boston and Boston hates him. Drop it Bombs.

Matt Jones likes Coke. I can’t say I’m surprised by this completely. I mean, I never expect any athlete to get caught cutting a mound of coke in a car or anything like that, but I had heard about Matt Jones personality issues in the past. I hope he gets some help.

Red’s Army had some nice insight about James Posey. This is one deal the Celtics really need to get done. A) He’s tough. He throws bodies around and he pisses people off. B) He is a great shooter. C) He is never afraid of anything. I never had an ounce of fear with Posey on the court in ANY situation last season. He never gets down on himself, he never doubts his shot and he just doesn’t seem to worry about stupid shit. D) He makes BIG plays (the steal in game 6 against the Pistons…for example). He’s always aware of what’s going on and will always try to make the heads up play. E) He could easily start if someone got hurt. F) He’s the best possible off-the-bench replacement for Paul Pierce in the NBA, in that he, like Pierce, has shooting range, can take it inside or jack up a three, he plays defense he isn’t careless with the ball and he knows when to pass and when to shoot. GET POSEY. DANNY AINGE!! SIGN JAMES POSEY NOW OR I WILL TRADE MY DANNY AINGE BLUE JAYS ROOKIE CARD FOR 4 ERIC MONTROSS CARDS AND A KENNY ANDERSON HOLOGRAM!!!

Thanks.

Not a lot on the Baron Davis front. Is that signing official yet? I hope not.

So many free agents…so little time.


Free Agents. Baron Davis. Gilbert Arenas. James Posey. Elton Brand. Corey Maggette. Donkey Kong.

July 1, 2008

Bombs is right. I do need to write about the free agents on the market right now in the NBA!!!

First off, let me say that I would LOVE. Repeat…LOVE to see Baron Davis on the Celtics. Not that its going to happen (or has any chance of happening at all), but I just want to make it known that he is one of my favorite players in the league.

Its The BARON!!! AND HE\'S NEXT TO PERK!!!

So lets completely suspend disbelief (ala the movie “Wanted”) and talk about why that would be awesome.

1) Eddie House and Sam Cassell are probably not coming back. I would love to have a 29 year old in his prime point guard (and fearless shooter) to split time with Rajon Rondo.

2) He’s been not so healthy the last several years. If he only played like 25 minutes a game, maybe he’d be healthier?

3) Davis could also play SG in place of Paul Pierce or Ray Allen (however Doc is feeling at the moment) and lead the bench.

4) He has the greatest beard in the NBA since Walt Frazier.

The thing is, Baron Davis just seems to BELONG in Oakland. I don’t know why. It just makes sense.

Here are some teams that could use a great point guard:

1) Cleveland: Imagine a Cavs team with Lebron and Baron Davis? That would be scary…Especially since Delonte West is not guaranteed to return.

2) Houston: Maybe the Rockets want to upgrade at Guard? I feel like adding Baron Davis would be a slight improvement. But doubt this happens.

3) LA Clippers: Imagine if the Clips made off season pushes for various free agents (since their team is essentially non-existent right now)? They could probably use a guy who fits in California. Also doubt this happens.

4) Milwaukee: The Bucks going for Baron would be funny. Because if they had him, Bogut, Michael Redd and Richard Jefferson and a rotating cast of 6′11″ guys, they wouldn’t be terrible. This won’t happen.

Watch, he’ll probably end up with the Knicks or Sonics or Blazers or somewhere strange…if he doesn’t end up back in GState.

Pose-Y

JAMES POSEY MUST REMAIN ON THE BOSTON CELTICS.

I don’t care what they need to pay him. EVERY TEAM NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE POSEY!!!

Rumors are that if the C’s don’t re-sign him, he might be enticed by the Cavs.

For the record, Cleveland really MUST make some huge moves this off season if they want to have even a small chance of resigning Lebron in 2010. They NEED to get better players around him. Just not Posey.

Elton NBA Branded

Elton Brand rumors were swirling in Boston last Summer.

He’s probably not headed anywhere but back to the Clips…supposedly.

Philly might want him. Philly should also make some interesting plays this off season. They could really turn into a top 12 team if they make some good free agency acquisitions or trades.

Agent 0

Gilbert Arenas could go anywhere. I hope he stays in the East for the sake of the East becoming more competitive.

Actually, I hope EVERY good free agent goes east. Lets level out the playing field here.

Maybe this is where the Sixers make a move? If their ownership wants to win, they’re gonna need to spend some serious money. And as was proven in 07-08, what you do in the off season definitely DOES have a major impact on what you do when the playing starts. Imagine if the Sixers somehow made plays for Brand, Davis and Arenas? That would be insane.

Also, this is why its so shitty that the Knicks have fucked themselves for years, I really do think, if there was any money to spend, that Baron Davis and Gilbert Arenas could both easily end up there and end up fitting in with D’Antoni’s style. They can both run and shoot. A New York team with the two of them, the hated Italian, and less derelicts? I’d say the Boston/New York rivalry would be on in basketball…

Corey Maggette

Corey Maggette is one of those guys that no one really gets super excited about, but he does average 16 points and 5 rebounds a game and would definitely be a solid addition to any team that could use an extra hand on offense. He’s not going to transform any team from a 30 game winner to a 50 game winner or anything like that. But he might be helpful in Cleveland or Philly or Orlando or Washington. Some team that is actively trying to get better (maybe even Miami or Chicago or Indiana…who knows?).

 

 


Celtics Win, NBA Season Ends, York Misses Basketball Already, KG Goes Crazy, Big Baby Shirtless, Scalabrine Talks Some Trash, I love 2008.

June 20, 2008

 

It’s over.

 

The Boston Celtics have done what a lot of experts said they couldn’t or wouldn’t, what I thought they probably would and what they haven’t done in 22 years. Win an NBA Championship.

I feel like they all must have read my game 6 preview…otherwise how do you explain Big Baby getting some minutes, Rondo playing like he has superhuman speed and agility, Paul Pierce staying focused and STILL getting 20 points even though his shots weren’t falling for an entire half, Kevin Garnett hitting seemingly every shot he took, Ray Allen setting a record for 3’s in a Finals game and the Celtics absolutely dismantling the LA Lakers?

Oh…right…This is EXACTLY the team they were ALL SEASON LONG.

Let it also be known that we saw exactly 0 series upsets in these NBA Finals. The team with the better record won every single series. The Finals were no different.

Let is ALSO be known that if you had to rank the top 5 teams in the NBA for 2007-08, they would HAVE to be:

1) Boston Celtics

2) Detroit Pistons

3) LA Lakers

4) San Antonio Spurs

5) New Orleans Hornets

I suspect we might start hearing a whole lot less about the (L)Eastern Conference being shitty come 08-09. Particularly if The Heat stay healthy, Beasley is as good as advertised, the Magic make improvements, the Bulls get stronger, the Cavs get SOMEONE else, The Hawks play defense and the Raptors get better. Granted these are a lot of “ifs”.

But this isn’t about the Eastern Conference. This is about the Celtics.

One team that won it all because of team unity and chemistry and amazing defense.

 

 

 

 

Paul Pierce has cemented his place in Celtics history. Pierce essentially carried the Celtics through the playoffs when Ray Allen and KG were struggling. He was The Captain and The Truth. I think in Boston we have felt for years that Pierce has never really received the respect that he has deserved. He is a complete player. He is a leader. He can take over a game when they need him to.

 

Paul Pierce will finally get some of the love that goes along with not only being a champion, but being one of the best.

Before the 2008 Finals most people would never have considered Pierce to be one of the top 25 players in the NBA. Right now? I don’t know how you could NOT put him in the top 25.

In the Playoffs this season (the best 16 teams) there were only a few guys who showed signs of being able to carry their team through tough times. LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul, Manu, Joe Johnson (who LOOKED like one of the best guys in the NBA in the Atlanta/Boston series). I’m having trouble thinking of anyone else who single handedly carried their team through any portion of the Finals or who just completely took over multiple games. Please let me know if I missed anyone.

Anyway, if you argue that the absolute best players in the NBA make it to the Playoffs (a slippery slope that is essentially what GOT Pierce ignored or forgotten about for so long), Pierce would HAVE TO be the alpha dog of that list this season (Chris Paul would be 2nd only because he didn’t end up winning it all).

I’m not trying to argue that Paul Pierce is the best player in the league. However, if you want to talk about the top 25 in the league based on their performances, Pierce now HAS TO be in that discussion.

Let’s just remember that Mr. T Mobile himself, Dwayne Wade, got that respect from corporations and the NBA how? Oh yeah, by CARRYING the Heat to a championship. It’s been disappointing how injured he has been lately too, because he is one guy I really respect and enjoy watching.

Maybe next season Charles Barkley can be harassing Paul Pierce is all I’m saying…

“GET ME THEM SOCKS!”

 

 

 

 

You know who I never want to hear “he’s not good enough in the clutch” about again?

 

Yeah, he’s holding the trophy above with young Greg Oden.

(Oh…that’s Bill Russell? Could have fooled me.)

Kevin Garnett was INSANE in the post-game interview. The guy was clearly still in 30,000th gear and honestly had the look of someone who was exhausted in every way possible, who had not slept in weeks and who was emotionally overjoyed. He even told Michelle she looked good! (everyone knows that’s Doc’s job. Also, on a Michele Tafoya related rant, ever notice how Paul Pierce calls her “baby” after every interview? It is hilarious. It sort of makes me wonder if they all talk about her in the locker room after games. I can just imagine them being like “Did you see Michele tonight? She looked fine. Yeah, I’d totally hit that.” etc. )

Kevin Garnett was breathing fire and spitting venom in game 6 (just as I predicted and hoped he would). He was making hard fall aways look easy, he was making jumpers over Pau Gasol’s ugly head look like he was wide open. That shot he took in the second quarter after he got fouled, the line drive off the glass? Amazing).

 

 

 

Doc Rivers proved EVERYONE wrong.

 

He might have made some mistakes; he might have made some strange instinctive decisions. But there is no doubt in my mind at all that Doc Rivers wanted nothing more than to win it all and the fact that he is so loved by his team just shows that there is definitely a lot more to him than meets the eye in some situations.

You can play the “well, the Celtics have 3 probable Hall of Famers, Doc didn’t need to do all that much to get them to perform” card. Fine. If you want to play it that way, that’s fine.

But what Doc DID do was:

1) Stick with a Sophomore Point Guard who EVERYBODY had questions about last season that sometimes looks like he IS the future of the Celtics.

2) Keep the respect of ALL his players even while not keeping a consistent rotation or guaranteeing any set amount of playing time for anyone. Try to imagine Stephon Marbury or Vince Carter or Shawn Marion playing on a team like that. What’s that? You can’t? Simply due to the horrific egos? Really? Oh. Ok. Cool.

3) Doc sold EVERYONE on the ubuntu concept. And it was beautiful to watch. This was a team that did EVERYTHING right even when they were doing things horribly wrong.

4) Develop the younger players by playing them when they were hot. Big Baby carried the Celtics through a regular season win in Detroit. Leon Powe carried the Celtics through a series of wins while KG was injured. There were ALWAYS young guys stepping up (even Gabe Pruitt got a little playing time at the end of the season).

Doc Rivers seems like a brilliant player manager (similar to Terry Francona) because he protects his young players and lets them develop and he lets his proven veterans be who they are. I really think that this type of balance, regardless of everything else, can result in great things.

And Paul Pierce with the Gatorade? Priceless. Even though The Truth has a sponsorship deal with POWERade. And speaking of POWERade, there has NEVER been a situation where one of your spokesmen getting a DUI (and generally being an asshole) has resulted in GOOD FORTUNE for a company. Before the playoffs began there were ads for POWERade all over Boston with Shawn Merriman, Ryan Howard and Carmello Anthony. After CMel got arrested? He was dropped from the ads, they changed the POWERade liquid color from blue to yellow and photo shopped Paul Pierce in CMel’s place. Bang, PERFECT! Also, why would you choose Carmello Anthony to begin with? The guy just seems like a giant asshole. I’ve never spent any time conversing with him, but I get a really bad impression based on what I’ve seen. He seems like he’s striving to be this generation’s Stephon Marbury, a guy who has a shitload of talent but cares more about himself than his team or doing what it takes to win or maybe he cares about both of those things but his ego and personality get in the way. That is why I say he should go to the Knicks. He can put up a double double every night, never have to worry about going to the playoffs and he won’t have to be a cancer to any team that is actually trying to improve.

End tangent.

 

 

 

 

On Wednesday, Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett were on Letterman together. I think this was kind of a great idea (having two members of the Celtics as opposed to any single member) and they both did a really nice job. Ray Allen just comes off as the nicest guy in the world. I don’t know how you could possibly NOT like him as a person.

 

Me? I’ve always loved Ray Allen. Even when Bill Simmons was shitting on Danny Ainge last Summer when the Celts acquired him in exchange for their first rounder and some parts (Delonte, Wally – that ended up playing AGAINST the Celtics on Cleveland in the playoffs…it was a strange season…) because he (and not JUST him, but almost EVERYONE in the sports media) thought that Ray Ray was all done before the season even started.

They were wrong.

Ray Allen is just amazing. He’s a natural shooter. He can drive to the basket (just ask Sasha RayAllen’sBitch) and he has excellent ball handling skills.

Additionally, by all accounts, Ray Allen IS a great guy. he always conducts himself professionally. He is a sharp dresser. He is a surprisingly good actor and he can ball.

I loved Ray Allen when he was in Milwaukee, I loved him in Seattle (especially when he said that Kobe was a selfish bastard) and I was very excited when I heard he was coming to Boston. I think even without KG, the Celtics would have definitely been a playoff team with Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and Al Jefferson. They probably would not have gotten past the second round with that lineup, but who knows (and while we’re talking about Al Jefferson, there is a guy who might be destined to play amazingly for years and be on a bad team. Maybe McHale can trade him back to the Celtics for Sam Cassell straight up…?) 

 

 

 

 

The parade was…Well, look at the pictures.

 

Leon Powe got a great reaction. Big Baby had his shirt off. Everybody had a cigar. It was incredible.

When Ray Allen came by, everybody was chanting “Shut-tles-worth!”.

Doc looked as happy as a father on the day of his son’s wedding.

It’s amazing how things can change so quickly. And yes, this was a trade-era championship. Yes, the Celtics did bring in all stars and yes, them winning a championship had A LOT to do with re-building in the off season.

But so what?

The Celtics had to move a lot of young guys with a lot of potential to get to this point. Danny Ainge still  had to make some swift free agent acquisitions even after the new three had come together. And furthermore, you can have all the stars in the world on your roster (look at the Karl Malone Lakers) but if they don’t click, if it doesn’t come together and if they aren’t all on the same page, you still aren’t going to win a championship (ahem, 2000’s Yankees).

Furthermore, the reason why these trades were so risky is that this team is clearly a time-sensitive team.

Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce will almost definitely all be retired by 2015 (if not 2014, 13, 12 or 11) and in addition, its not like guys in the NBA are age-proof. You get older. Your body cannot do a lot of the things it used to. They all have a couple years of prime basketball left (maybe 4 for Pierce, 2 for Ray and 3 for KG). If they didn’t win soon, they probably never would.

And another great side effect of having three legitimate All Stars on one team is that it makes EVERYONE around them not only play better as a player but also act better as a teammate.

Rajon Rondo was a big question mark coming into this season. After game 6 of the Finals? He looked like he could be quickly becoming one of the top 10 point guards in the NBA (qualifier: he still needs to improve his jumper and get some more range shooting, drive to the basket more fearlessly to get easy buckets and/or to draw fouls [imagine if Rondo got to the line 10 times a game? Paul Pierce needs to teach him how to tactfully take a soft hit and make it look like he got shanked] and improve his awareness [sometimes he throws it away or misses an open man]. But with all of that said, Rondo steals like Rickey Henderson, Rebounds like he’s 6′10″ and runs like he’s Chad Johnson. He’s got a lot of potential and I don’t think hanging out with three future Hall of Famers is going to make him any worse.

Big Baby was rookie. And even though he would make some mistakes, its clear that he has a lot of intensity, the determination to become a better player (the guy has lost like 60 lbs. since college) and the fearlessness of a proven veteran (even if he doesn’t always have the skill  of one).

Leon Powe is the same age as me. He looks like he’s in his 30’s. He’s fearless. He works hard. And he has a presence that let’s you know there ARE nights when he can carry the team (OFF THE BENCH MIND YOU!).

Tony Allen is kind of a fifty-fifty guy. He’s sometimes a great defender. Sometimes a liability on offense. Sometimes amazing. Sometimes not so good. If he can develop some consistency, he could be a solid bench option.

Kendrick Perkins…He is a legit big man. He pushes and shoves, rebounds like a beast and even hits the occasional spot up shot that seems  surprising even though it shouldn’t be. The guy can play Center.

And outside of the young guys, the veterans they brought in, Posey, House, PJ Brown, even Scott Pollard at the beginning of the season, all played quality basketball.

Posey MUST BE RE-SIGNED. The Celtics need that toughness. There is no better sub for Paul Pierce in the NBA. James Posey just imposes his will on guys defensively AND can shoot and aside from those two great elements, he’s just a bastard on the court. The guy will shove anyone after a whistle or play for that extra second. He’d the type of guy I would HATE if he were playing against my team, but on my team, he’s one of my favorites.

Eddie House should also be re-signed. He is a lights out shooter who stepped up big in certain crunch-time situations for the Celtics all year long. Remember that game in Charlotte the day after Thanksgiving where he somehow tipped and stole an inbound pass, got it to Ray Allen and Ray Ray hit the game winner with nothing left on the clock? Yeah. That’s what Eddie can do. He might not be the best ball handler, but he is a solid defender and always an offensive threat on the court.

Sam Cassell should probably not be resigned. He’s well past the wrong side of 30 and even though he hit a few nice shots for the Celtics, nothing was life-altering enough to make me think that they couldn’t live without him. However, I will give Sam credit for a few things, first, the guy is a three time champion, he always plays hard (even if it isn’t always great play) and he is never afraid to take big shots (even when he misses). The greatest thing about having Sam on the Celtics this season was definitely that he was on the bench with the guys to keep them intense and tell them how to play championship basketball. The guy is a natural coach. He seems to be someone who, even if he didn’t contribute so much on the court this post-season, he can definitely (and DID definitely) help any team on the bench. For these reasons, I think that the Celtics should shrewdly offer him an assistant coaching job for next season. Don’t let him go on bad terms. Give him a chance to continue to help the team in a great capacity. He clearly gets people pumped up and he LOVES to talk. I wouldn’t want to lose that element. Maybe Sam will decide that going out with a ring would be the perfect book-end to coming in with a ring (which he did in Houston in 1964…I mean…).

I don’t expect PJ Brown to play another season. Even though he did save the Celtics from the Cavs. He was more than they could have asked for in the playoffs. I think that PJ should probably ride off into the sunset with his championship ring (but if he wants to come back, shit, I’d take him!).

Scott Pollard is probably gone.

Brian Scalabrine doesn’t seem to be part of the long-term plan. But I will say that Scal had the funniest post-game interview following game 6. He really does seem like a good guy. If he goes I will certainly miss chanting “SCAL-A-BRIN-E” at the end of games to convince Doc to let him play a couple of minutes (which he did. Doc always gives the fans what they want when the Celtics are up by double digits and it is late in the fourth in the regular season).

 

 

 

After the parade I was a little let down. 

 

Another season of NBA basketball has ended.

And even though I have never in my life been able to watch and comprehend a Celtics team playing as well as this one did and I wanted them to win it all, part of me hope this season would never end.

Don’t get me wrong, a major part of me wanted to be able to go to sleep before 1:00 a.m. every night during the Playoffs (David Stern is a giant piece of garbage. By the way, during the Larry O’Brien trophy presentation when everyone was booing him [rightfully so] he said ‘oh, you’re saying Truth’, I would have tried to start a “No-One-Likes-You” chant, the only thing I fault the Game 6 crowd for NOT doing).

THIS is an exciting league again…and I’m not just saying that because the team I root for won it all.

Next year:

The Portland Trailblazers SHOULD be a force. That is a team of young, big, talented, hungry guys. Brandon Roy is just plain exciting. Greg Oden could be amazing. They should be something really special.

The New Orleans Hornets WILL BE even better. If that team makes any type of off season pick ups, they can improve. Chris Paul is just a phenom.

The Suns and Mavs will adjust somewhat and we’ll get to see if they start to get old or if start to grow. The Suns are the single team this season that absolutely embarrassed the Celtics (February 22nd). Both teams still have some really talented guys.

The Golden State drama will play out and we’ll see what happens. I love Baron Davis and I hope he sticks with them.

The Heat and Bulls could both be exponentially better next season. Both teams were NOT expected to be complete non-factors in 2007-08. I think both will rebound and would not be surprised to see both of them in the playoffs next year.

The Wizards were the only team that consistently flustered the Celtics and we will wait and see what happens with Gilbert Arenas, but they have some really good players.

The 76ers will continue to grow. Andre Igudola looks like someone who could be something special.

The Hawks made a nice run at the Celtics. If they get their act together, they could be a solid team all year. They have a lot of talent.

The Pistons are probably going to make some kind of deal. But if they retain the core of players they have (most of it) they’ll be in really good shape again. Did I ever mention that Rodney Stuckey is going to be HUGE?

The Magic have Dwight Howard. That guy is a monster. And they have Ron Jeremy coaching. What could go wrong?

The Lakers will probably win 60 games next season if Kobe returns and stays healthy along with a healthy Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol. I wouldn’t be surprised to see them in the Finals again next season.

The Spurs are still the Spurs. Until Tim Duncan retires, they will be the Spurs. Even when Tim Duncan retires, they’ll still have a great point guard and Manu (who is somehow amazing almost all of the time).

The Raptors will attempt to sign every foreign-born free agent on the market.

The Sonics will hopefully stay in Seattle where they belong. And Kevin Durant will hopefully continue to improve and be one of the most exciting young players in the league.

Next season, I predict that the Celtics have the best record in the East, The Lakers have the best record in the west, the Timberwolves, Grizzlies, Kings, Bucks, Sonics and Knicks finish near the bottom and viewership improves substantially (but not because of ANYTHING David Stern does).

It is an exciting time for the NBA.

The best TEAM won this year.

And now I have to watch baseball for four months.

 

 

 

 

 


The NBA Finals Are Making Me Want To Puke (Game 6 Preview)

June 17, 2008

According to awesome sources Ray and Perk will both be playing tonight.

Here is my best case scenario for Kendrick Perkins:

Perkins plays 40 minutes of hard basketball, picks up 4 to 5 hard fouls, scores between 10 and 16 points and notches 15 rebounds. His toughness and general beastliness puts Pau Gasol in a terrible position as Perk is more physical, tougher, stronger and bigger. Having Perkins on the court also frees up KG to pick up only  a few fouls and play the low post to perfection.

Here is my worst case scenario for Kendrick Perkins:

Perkins plays 6 minutes of hard basketball and grabs a couple of rebounds before realizing he really isn’t strong enough to play the rest of the game. On his way out of the game he punches Kobe Bryant in the face, elbows Pau Gasol in the jaw and throws Sasha Vujacic into the upper deck (preferably section 308 where the fans will seek redemption on behalf of that guy who got beat up at the Staples Center last week). Because Perk is ejected after the melee, Doc Decides to go physical and stay BIG so he uses Glen Big Baby Davis to spell Leon Powe and PJ Brown down low.

Either way, it will be interesting.

But I’m getting all pumped up and ready to go. I’m ready to start jumping up and down like Eddie House before a tip off.

I’ve had an upset stomach all day. Anxious. Nervous. And now my adrenaline is going apeshit just from thinking about the game.

I don’t think I was ready for game 5 in this way. Tonight I am ready.

And I hope KG is ready too.

The Celtics just need to constantly play hard tonight. Nobody standing around. Nobody not going for a rebound. Nobody taking a single possession off. Nobody missing an open lay up. Nobody passing up an easy shot. Nobody being afraid to drive to the basket (ESPECIALLY YOU RONDO!!! JUST TAKE THAT SHIT IN! SLAM DUNK IT ON PAU GASOL’S UGLY FUCKING HEAD!!!!). Nobody slow getting into position. Nobody missing free throws. Nobody making unnecessary fouls. Nobody falling asleep in the event the Celtics take the lead.

Tonight needs to be the same way the Celtics played all season. Tonight they need to play like they did against Phoenix on March 26th. Never let up. In the fourth quarter, spread the ball and drain the shots. Make the Lakers lose their desire to win. Make them lose their desire to play. Make them lose their desire to live.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO COME UP BIG TONIGHT.

I expect nothing less than a superb game from Pierce, KG, Ray Allen, Rajon Rondo, Kendrick Perkins, James Posey, Eddie House, Sam Cassell, PJ Brown, Tony Allen, Leon Powe and Glen Big Baby Davis. I don’t care if they have a superb game getting guys fired up on the sidelines or getting the fans fired up in the stands or knocking down Lakers and shots on the court.

Tonight they need to breathe fire and spit venom.

Tonight they need to mean it.

Tonight they need to play like its the last game of their lives.